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That's enough, Headman.
There's no need of so much water.
But we need a lot of water, SDO Sir.
Look, you are already getting 75% of the water supply.
Let the poor farmers also reap a few grains.
They are only left with 25% of the water supply.
We will increase your percentage.
You can then decrease theirs.
Officer, we own more land.
They hardly have 2.5 acres each.
But you have comparatively lesser land near the Canal outlet.
Inspector, I don't think that he is interested in helping us.
Now only you will have to resolve our issue.
Come on headman, This isn't an Algebra question which needs to be solved.
I have one way to solve it.
If you need Canal outlet's water..
..then you'll have to find a solution to Canal outlet land.
Why are you joking, inspector.
Do you know who does the Canal outlet land belong to?
Jaggi Khuwala.
I, Bimla Kumari, welcome you to the programme " My village, My fields ".
Today we are going to introduce you to a successful farmer..
..from district Ludhiana's village Bullewal Khurd, Jagjeet Singh.
Who is an expert in organic farming.
Hello, Mr. Jagjeet Singh.
Yes.
Hello to everyone.
Madam, this is my first time in front of the camera.
So, I am a little shy.
So ask me the questions quickly. I will answer them in brief.
- Okay, Mr. Jagjeet Singh. - Okay, Madam.
Tell us, what is the reason behind such a big size of this pumpkin?
Forget about the pumpkin. Ask me about this radish.
Okay, Mr. Jagjeet Singh.
You Tell us about this radish's extraordinary growth.
You haven't asked me about the name of my radish.
Her name is Ms. Radish.
- Okay, Mr. Jagjeet Singh. - Yes, Madam.
Tell us, how can one grow this type of Ms. Radish.
Don't ask how, ask why.
- Ask that. - Okay.
You leave it. I will tell you why.
All farmers had been growing small small radishes.
- If one has to do agriculture, then it should be something advanced. - Okay.
Like we nurture our children with food and love..
- ..and then they grow up to be young and healthy.. - Right.
Similarly You need to nurture them also with love and good manure.
And then only, they reach to this blooming youth.
- Okay. - Yes, Madam.
That was Mr. Jagjeet Singh..
No no no, no. We are still to discuss about the pumpkin.
The one about which you questioned me earlier.
- No, some other time, maybe. - Yes, I grow peanuts as well.
This was Mr. Jagjeet Singh. Who told us about his farming inventions.
Goodbye.
- Live Long! - Successful farmer!
- My village.. - My fields.
" White teeth.."
" White teeth can't stop smiling."
So, makes sense?
Really?
No?
Then here it is, a peppy number.
" Enjoy the frivolous fun of the fair."
Roop, people think we tend to feel like dancing when they hear music.
These naive ones don't know that milk also comes like this only.
Roop Kaur..
..don't you think you are getting more demanding like the movie stars?
Taking into consideration the current situation of Punjab..
You will give milk only on Wednesdays.
When we have power..
I will play the songs.
And then, Roop will produce milk.
Don't question me.
You are from Khurd?
Start the engine, and go back.
Leave.
This is a government market.
You cannot stop me from selling my vegetables here.
What do you think of yourself?
Here's Gorkhaland, center point.
Attack.
Hands up!
Why did you throw uncle's cauliflowers?
What's this?
He's their headman's son.
He wanted to enroll in the army, they thought he left his legs home.
Did the headman father him or manufacture him?
Stand here, I'll go and call your father.
Why don't you stand up first?
Go and call whomever you want.
Oh no.
You shouldn't be hesitant.
You should holler.
You were about to get drowned.
You have your farmer brother here to help you.
Now you will have to take a sunbath.
What about you?
Are you getting enough protein?
Here you go.
Kidding, eh?!
Who performed this black magic?
Oh yes, I have done this for the growth process.
You have only grown so much in two weeks?
Don't you want to grow up to be like a pumpkin?
Should I ask aunt to add you in stuffed flatbread?
Scared you!
You go here.
- And ambushing me from behind.. - Let's go.
" In my mind she dwells as a beautiful dream.."
No matter what happens. I am not going anywhere today.
You couldn't become a soldier..
..so you are turning our village into a battlefield.
Come with us, quickly.
You cannot become a successful farmer if you keep fighting.
Those guys from Kalan beat us black and blue.
They insulted us as well.
This is Jaggi's well and not Jalaluddin Akbar's court..
..where problems of the troubled are resolved.
Take the Headman with you and file a report at the police station.
If you keep doing this then you won't be able to concentrate on farming.
They ruined uncle Jagat's cauliflowers.
They say they won't let our vegetables sell in the market.
So what should I do?
In the end all the villagers say the same thing.
" Jaggi is naive. Jaggi is mad."
" You cannot be mad at a mad man."
The village council isn't as good as you..
..when it comes to resolving issues.
Jaggi, they will become fearless if we don't counter.
- Right. - Soon they will go after my corn.
And then they will uproot your radishes.
How will we get the money to harvest the wheat?
Our farmers will commit suicide.
We won't even be able to sow Pearl Millet.
Our cattle will starve to death.
Think about it.
What will happen to your Roop and Preet?
What if we end up fighting?
It's okay if it stays in the village.
But if it reaches Jalandhar Doordarshan..
..then my career will fail like a weak roof does when it rains.
I cannot go with you guys.
Fine, then.
You can save either your career or your village.
Let's go then.
Get the tractor ready. I will go and talk to them.
Uncle, if you move the tractor then you will never move again.
Think about it.
Nimma, let's resolve this right away.
Why exaggerate the matter?
Apologize to him and resolve this here itself.
Okay, let's resolve it.
Draw five lines with your nose.
That's enough to resolve it.
Tell me, how can I help you?
I am talking to him.
This isn't a solution, Nimma.
Soldier, you were talking about this Jaggi?
You have already beaten them up.
Bimla madam says that too much fertilizer kills the weeds..
..but it also kills the crop sometimes.
Get lost.
Don't push me, brother.
Otherwise, he will show up.
Who will show up?
The successful farmer gives up.
Now this game will last for long.
Manage the situation in the end.
The bitch should chew on the bone which she can swallow.
You shouldn't feel hesitant.
You should call me whenever you need me.
I am not hesitant, Brother.
I am scared of you.
I thought you were only a coward.
You are also mental, Sardaar (SIKH).
We tried telling them before as well.
But they never understand.
"Ji".(TITLE OF RESPECT)
Sardaarji.
Whenever you say Sardaar, always include " Ji " with it.
" Sardaarji!"
" He looks smashing in a long top, sheet and a stick."
" Especially when the stick held on the shoulders."
" The chicks dressed in colorful attire fall for it.."
" He walks with pride."
" He looks smashing in a long top, sheet and a stick."
" Especially when the stick held on the shoulders."
" The chicks dressed in colorful attire fall for it.."
" He walks with pride."
" The ones with pride don't talk about a female with a smile."
" About a female."
" He wishes to rock the dance floor with her.."
" Says so Sardaarji!"
" He wishes to rock the dance floor with her.."
" Says so Sardaarji!"
" He wishes to rock the dance floor with her.."
" Says so Sardaarji!"
" You should give your heart to only one."
" You should don't cheat your beloved."
" Promise me that you will meet me for sure."
" I don't want the telephonic love."
" To wait for someone is not a habit of your beloved Ranbir.."
" Of your beloved Ranbir.."
" He wishes to rock the dance floor with her.."
" Says so Sardaarji!"
" He wishes to rock the dance floor with her.."
" Says so Sardaarji!"
" Toys for the girls."
" Turban for my brother."
" Stole for my sister-in-law."
" And Zilch for the son-in-law."
This song help you get rid of your anger?
Yes, Doctor. This helps me get rid of Athra.
Athra?
Yes, I call him Athra.
From when can you see Athra?
I think I was five when I saw him for the first time.
He used to be around this tall.
He had a small amount of hair gathered over his head.
" Toys for the girls. Turban for my brother."
" Stole for my sister-in-law. And Zilch for the son-in-law."
" Toys for the girls. Turban for my brother."
He was so cute to look at.
But that idiot is very hot tempered.
Do you feel scared when Athra shows up?
He isn't a ghost that I would be scared of him.
Tell me about it!
Do you shiver when he shows up?
Do you think that I get fits?
I am not unwell.
He shows up when I am very angry.
He also shows up with stupid advices sometimes.
But I don't give in so easily.
When brought you to Australia?
I will have to go.
You don't understand.
By go I mean.. You know my uncle in Australia?
He has sent sponsorship for me.
Now I will go to Australia!
Hold on. Get your airplane down. You are always so hasty.
Babbu, you are really going to leave?
Yeah. I am gone.
So now Babbu too will come visit us every year and get shampoo for us.
Damn you!
" Toys for the girls. Turban for my brother."
" Stole for my sister-in-law. And Zilch for the son-in-law."
No matter what happens today. Don't let go of me, okay?
" Stole for my sister-in-law. And Zilch for the son-in-law."
" Toys for the girls. Turban for my brother."
Half the village is on bed.
SHO, don't you follow law and order here?
Our sons barely escaped death.
File big charges, Inspector.
Charges will be filed.
That too today itself.
And the charges will be big as well.
He will be charged under section 307, 323, 324 and 326.
Influence quota, when you charge someone with 307..
..then that person is also charged with 506.
Yes. Have patience.
Why are you being hasty?
I will charge with more sections than you are aware of.
" Jaggi is naive."
" Jaggi is mad."
" You cannot be mad at a mad man."
Uncle, I am not talking about Jaggi.
Charges will be made against Dara, Bhola and Babbu.
- Surjit! - Yes, sir!
Take them inside!
Let's go.
People from both the villages know..
..that I am the only one who hit them.
You can file the charges on me.
Uncle..
You say Jaggi is naive. Jaggi is mad.
But he seems to be a very responsible person.
Look, he is ready to get himself arrested for his friends' sake.
Well, who hit you?
They are lying.
Do you have any eyewitness?
Yes, we do.
We witnessed it.
Do you think the police is lying?
I understand what you are trying to do, Inspector.
Now tell me, what will it take for the police to change its testimony?
Listen up.
People from Bullewal Kalan have decided..
..that if you let them have the Canal outlet land then they can compromise.
The Canal outlet land?
How is that possible?
We have already given you more than half of that land.
If we let go of the rest of it then what will we do?
Play drums?
Fine then, do one thing.
Pay them the price of the land.
1.5 crore.
It's nothing.
1.5 crore?
It's nothing. 1.5 crore is hardly a sum.
We will have to sell half of the village land to gather 1.5 crores.
Say something reasonable, Inspector.
From where will we get 1.5 crore so quickly?
No, no, no.
We are not here to cheat you.
We give you six months.
This is injustice.
I will take this matter to the MLA.
Successful farmer, now spit around the whole village.
Now we will know whether you can only fight..
Or you also know how to stand tall after the fight.
As police always makes false reports..
The fact is, the one who hurts is the one who shall compensate.
If you are man enough then come with the documents..
..of the land near Canal outlet before 10:00am.
Otherwise, I will press charges on all three of them.
" Toys for the girls. Turban for my brother."
" Stole for my sister-in-law. And Zilch for the son-in-law."
Brother Jaggi, I have brought dinner for you.
Eat it quickly.
It contains Rs. 480.
I wanted to buy a new school uniform.
The old one will last for another six months or so.
Buy the new uniform.
My father says that only fortunate ones get a son like Jaggi.
My father keeps scolding me.
I too will grow up to be a successful farmer.
Just like you.
Oh no, I forgot to get rice pudding for you.
I'll go get it right away.
Dhurru's father..
Mithu's uncle..
Uncle Satta..
Why anyone who hangs from the tree becomes a star?
Father, I will throw all the ropes into the well.
Dara Singh, Kuldeep Singh a.k.a. Bhola..
..and Balwinder Singh a.k.a. Babbu..
..don't leave this village for the next six months.
Or else I will break your legs.
Have you signed on the dotted line?
Just like his father.
He didn't make the right decision when in trouble.
And neither did he.
One mistake.
I still carry the burden of one wrong decision of his, in my memories.
I too am carrying that burden.
This is right time to unburden ourselves.
Decisions are not always taken from heart.
Some decisions are made using your mind as well.
Ask him.
Ask him, who will get 1.5 crore rupees?
Babbu, call your uncle in Australia.
Tell him that Jaggi is coming to Australia.
You will have to leave your village, field and the well.
If I can help my family by going away from them..
..then it is not a bad deal.
I am not very smart, Uncle.
But I know..
..that all decisions should be taken from heart.
When you use your mind, what you are doing is business.
You have been choused.
Yes.
One thing is for certain..
A Jatt has to suffer a lot in his life.
Nothing to say?
I got you.
Jaggi, if you want to make 1.5 crores..
Then you will have to work hard.
I was no line man in the electricity department..
..in my village that I'd fear hard work.
Uncle, you should go see my fields.
I work very hard.
I caught the thief.
- Cheating.. cheating. - Where will you go now?
I caught the thief.
Mr. Jaggi, did you seek permission lift me up?
Sorry.
Sorry madam.
Welcome to Australia.
Now you can.
You can lift her.
- Let's go. - Come let's go.
Wonderful.
Let's consume from flatbreads of Australia.
- Eat. - Hello, Shini.
Excuse me, it's Shiny.
She is so smart.
She is so naughty.
She has troubled me with her colorful orbs.
- Orbs? - A ball. A plaything?
Orb. A common noun.
Punjabi heritage, you know.
Jaggi, they know nothing about it.
All they know is English.
That's good as well.
You know Punjabi. She knows English.
It is a great amalgam.
Now what's this amalgam?
Now explain to her what does amalgam mean.
Combination, dear.
Like the combination of uncle's moustache with his hat.
Like the combination of your mother's Indian dress with sports shoes.
And coke with flatbreads.
I say it is amazing.
Don't feel shy, Ms. Shiny.
Here you go. Chug it.
Of course, it is, Mr. Jaggi.
But don't you think you are getting late for your job..
..by chitchatting with me?
It's your first day of the job, dude.
It's difficult.
You have only six months to earn Rs. 1.5 crores.
Not difficult, Doctor. Very difficult.
It has already been five months.
What?
What did you do in these five months?
" This cruel one won't stop.."
Hey, what are you doing?
How is it?
Take it down.
They shamelessly show up. Bloody shameless rustics.
I will slap you.
Panda! Panda!
Stupid villager.
Stupid?
Yes, stupid.
- Villager? - You.
You think you are a great Sardar?
Go for the Panda!
We have it under control.
Mr. Jaggi, you are a successful farmer from Punjab.
You should've done something which you knew quite well.
I tried that as well.
Thrashing?
Farming.
- I am going on a Europe trip for ten days. - Okay.
And I think I can leave the farm in your hands.
Yes, Brother Vicky.
But remember one thing, Jaggi.
This is one of the rising farms of Australia.
Don't cause any problem.
Okay.
Okay, see you guys.
- Okay. - Enjoy.
Thank you for the job, Brother.
- Good luck. - Bye.
Come, Brother Vicky.
I have a big surprise for you.
What are you feeding the plants?
Organic manure. I made it.
Dried leaves, used tea powder. Raw eggs, buttermilk..
You will see how good it is, Brother.
Have a look.
A juice for our plants.
Pick up that bag and use that fertilizer.
Don't ruin my plants.
Boss, he knows what he is doing.
He is a genius.
Let him try.
Rosemary, I have done my degrees from Agriculture University of Australia.
So don't try to teach me.
Brother, you will get double growth for sure.
My great grandfather too used to use the same manure.
Bimla madam had praised this manure in the serial 'My village, My fields.'
You have worked enough. Out now.
Don't fire me.
I like this job.
I am also a farmer.
To hell with you, your grandfather..
..your great grandfather and your entire village.
And may your Jalandhar Doordarshan go down the drain.
I won't even tolerate my grandfather's insult..
..and you dared to insult Jalandhar Doordarshan!
1.5 crores in 20 days.
You can get that only by stealing from a bank.
Talk softly, Madam.
If Athra hears it, he will go straight to the bank.
Don't worry about the money.
You just write a report which makes the police say..
..that Jaggi can work anywhere now without getting angry.
The anger management report for which court has sent you here..
Yes?
I will handle that.
Thank you very much.
Don't worry.
- Can I leave then? - Yes.
Oh yes, I forgot to tell you the most important thing.
The thing I told you about " Jaggi is naive, Jaggi is mad?"
You should file that as well.
It comes in handy in official matters.
Okay.
Bye. Thank you.
See you on Monday.
Okay. Bye.
Stop staring.
This is how girls dress here.
Listen up, you rustic!
They shamelessly come to Australia.
I am sure you must have come through Indonesia.
In a boat.
Bloody illegal.
Ma'am, the ticket for Australia from New Delhi is for 65,000.
I still have it with me.
I will be back here on Monday for check-up.
If you want, I can show it to you.
Villagers like you even hold on to movie tickets for two years.
You must have kept the flight tickets in a bank locker.
Oh, but you can only get a bank locker if you have a bank account.
Bloody 10 dollars per hour worker.
" Toys for the girls. Turban for my brother."
" Stole for my sister-in-law. And Zilch for the son-in-law."
" Toys for the girls. Turban for my brother."
He got scared.
You cannot hide such things. Such things don't stay hidden.
They slowly make their way to the village.
Did the buffalo give birth to a three headed calf..
..that the news would reach my village?
Don't exaggerate everything.
I am very upset.
As long as I can remember, there was no other person over there.
Where is your pride? You left it back in the village?
It's not such a big thing, Brother.
2-4 % of beautiful girls are cruel.
She was one of them.
1-2% of boys are also opportunists and impudent.
And you are one of them.
Tell me, what is the case?
- Doctor, Soni is sitting outside. - Okay.
She is my elder sister's daughter.
" Your time is up. My time is now."
" You can see me, girl. I am shining now."
She has an anger problem since childhood.
What's so great if this is how girls dress in Australia?
Your top is worth 5 dollars.
Your ripped jeans is worth 10 dollars.
It shouldn't be a big deal if I checked you out.
Weren't you checking me out?
Do you have cataract?
We have consulted many doctors.
But her condition has become worse since the past one year.
You worthless illegal, you are taunting me?
Whether I come via Indonesia or Honolulu..
..why does it cause you a heart ache?
Okay.
Does she do a job or does she study?
She teaches Judo and Karate to kids.
Whether or not my heart aches, but yours surely will.
Don't worry.
We usually get disturbed patients.
Especially men.
" Your time is up. My time is now."
" You can see me, girl. I am shining now."
Doctor, I must say, Soni is quite sensitive.
We have some exercises to control the anger.
Doctor, we have taught Soni to count backwards from ten to one.
Oh, that's very good.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Well done, tigress!
Now this will be fun.
But she finishes the count very quickly.
Common problem. Don't worry. Please call her in.
" Toys for the girls. Turban for my brother."
" Stole for my sister-in-law. And Zilch for the son-in-law."
" Toys for the girls. Turban for my brother."
" Stole for my sister-in-law. And Zilch for the son-in-law."
" Toys for the girls. Turban for my brother."
I am sorry, Jaggi.
I cannot lie any more.
Now you will have to go to court.
Dr. Teena, would you like to say something on behalf of the client?
Yes, Your Honor.
You said that you would handle it.
I will.
Your Honor, Jaggi is naive. Jaggi is mad.
You cannot be mad at a mad man.
Doctor, could you please explain to me what he is saying?
Yes, Your Honor.
He's simply trying to say that..
" I am a mad man and nobody should be mad at a mad man."
Yes.
He is laughing.
How cute.
This always works. I have tried it before.
Doctor, please explain this to him.
Thank you.
What does the judge say?
Is he happy with me?
Judge said that you will have to do a community service job.
You will have to do a job in which you have to deal with kids.
To increase your patience level.
To control your anger.
I will have to become a teacher?
You have to sell ice cream.
I have to sell ice cream?
Okay. Community punishment.
So the judge has given you community punishment.
I always get such kind of people.
Fine.
I will give you the ice cream truck.
Monthly rent will be 1000 dollars.
Can you pay it?
'I don't even know whether or not I will be here for a month.'
Speak up.
Yes, I can.
Then why don't you say so?
- I am now. - " I am now."
This is the problem with you fledglings.
You understand neither Punjabi nor English.
That is indeed a problem.
It's not a problem, you will learn.
But what's the use of learning it?
I didn't gain anything.
Can I sit, Auntie?
Sit down. It's meant for sitting.
Thank you.
So..
Son, after my father-in-law, my husband..
- ..used this truck. - Okay.
- A single scratch on it.. - Okay.
Okay, Auntie.
Any other condition, Auntie?
Hello?
I accept your conditions, Auntie.
She is dead.
I will have to go back to court?
Run, Jaggi Singh.
You were leaving the evidence behind.
You will have to pay a fine if there is a single scratch on it.
Okay, Auntie.
The keys are in front of the photo next to the fridge.
- Take it. - Okay.
There is a uniform too.
You will have to wear it.
Move aside.
Hello. I am Chindo.
I welcome you to this truck.
I will be your guide.
Find out the temperature outside and also let me know.
So that I know, whether I should take a stole or a blanket.
Inside news, you cannot race in this truck.
Because it heats up after hitting 60.
" She sways like a snake."
" She steals glances and laughs a little."
" She sways like a snake."
" She steals glances and laughs a little."
" The one who laughs is the one who gets trapped."
" My heart is making guesses."
" Locally brewed liquor.."
" She is like locally brewed liquor.."
" I keep getting into a naughty mood."
" She is like locally brewed liquor.."
" I keep getting into a naughty mood."
" She is like locally brewed liquor.."
" I keep getting into a naughty mood."
" locally brewed liquor.."
" She is like locally brewed liquor.."
" I keep getting into a naughty mood."
" Catty eyes, rosy cheeks, they target my heart your eyes are so stealth."
" Listen O' Chick, my heart skips a beat.."
"with bated breath your presence I seek."
" You pretend to be bold baby listen just I told.."
" The effect of your beauty.."
" Locally brewed liquor.."
" She is like locally brewed liquor.."
" I keep getting into a naughty mood."
" She is like locally brewed liquor.."
" I keep getting into a naughty mood."
" She is like locally brewed liquor.."
" I keep getting into a naughty mood."
" She is like locally brewed liquor.."
" I keep getting into a naughty mood."
" She is like locally brewed liquor.."
" I keep getting into a naughty mood."
" She is like locally brewed liquor.."
" I keep getting into a naughty mood."
" She swims like a fish." " She flies like a butterfly."
" She wants a husband who buys her Prada and diamonds."
" To keep her impressed, I boost my chest."
" She feels shy when she looks at me."
" Locally brewed liquor.."
" She is like locally brewed liquor.."
" I keep getting into a naughty mood."
" She is like locally brewed liquor.."
" I keep getting into a naughty mood."
" She is like locally brewed liquor.."
" I keep getting into a naughty mood."
" She is like locally brewed liquor.."
" I keep getting into a naughty mood."
" She is like locally brewed liquor.."
" I keep getting into a naughty mood."
Jaggi..
Five years ago, we suffered a loss in our transport business.
During that period, your uncle met with someone called Teja.
We took a loan of 500,000 dollars from him and got trapped.
We paid him every dollar back.
His men had come home last night to take more dollars.
Uncle..
You don't need to be scared of anyone.
Shut up, Jaggi.
Issues here don't get resolved so easily.
You are talking like this is Punjab.
That's what I am saying.
If you have to suffer like this here too..
..then what is the use of coming to Australia?
We will report it to the police.
Teja has threatened me that if I go to the police then Shiny will..
We cannot go to them.
You don't know him.
He is a well-known goon of this city.
You should use your brains sometimes.
We are not petty street goons who keep threatening people.
I am sorry, Brother.
Enough.
Stop yapping in English in front of me.
I am already surrounded by enough English-speaking people.
I feel like shooting you.
Why didn't you just kidnap the child?
Don't get angry, please.
You know that you get a sprain when you get angry.
Don't worry.
If we don't get the dollars today..
..then we will kidnap his child.
Change the topic. Change the topic.
Billa Steel owner said that production isn't taking place.
Tell me, what should I do?
Scholars say that those who haven't seen Lahore haven't lived.
And I am someone who hasn't seen Peshawar.
It's a good thing that I didn't see it.
Teja, today Pathan will show you how to steal.
Uncle, I think we should postpone this steal.
The situation seems tense inside.
Situation is always tense in a goon's hideout.
We haven't come to a piles' doctor to get medicines..
..where we will find silence and quiet.
Uncle, no one talks at a piles' doctor's clinic?
No, people only sigh.
This illness is such that people can make sad faces..
..but he cannot tell anyone about it out of shame.
Uncle, you know in great detail about this disease.
Stop your nonsense.
Do you doubt me?
Quickly throw the anesthesia bombs.
Who is this idiot? Stupid fellow.
Hey! Who are you?
How did you come inside?
Stop asking for money from Pratap Singh Transporter.
Are you his uncle?
No, he is my uncle.
I am getting treated for my neck.
Your neck will get treated..
..but for broken bones you will have to take precautions.
If any of your men go to Pratap Singh's house to ask for money..
..then I will also take the money you have been counting.
And I will also take the money you still have to count.
Do you understand?
Did you get me?
You summoned me, Mr. Jaggi?
Why would I summon you?
I am not fighting with anyone over here that I would summon you.
You think you will become a dacoit if you dress up in black?
You made me forget the count.
May I say something? Chill a little.
Even if you count 200 dollars 200 times, it will stay remain the same.
These are my dollars.
I can count them a thousand times, if I want.
Let's go, you idiot.
It's just a five minutes drive from here.
If we take 1.5 crores to our village then it won't kill Teja.
We won't get a better opportunity, stupid.
Okay, so I am stupid.
And you are a scholar.
You have libraries here under your name.
You always keep scheming of ways of getting me thrashed.
I'll die but I won't take money earned illicitly back to my village.
You are saying such intelligent things.
I hope you don't have blood cancer.
That isn't Teja's hard-earned money.
He swindled that money out of people.
Go away.
Go out for a stroll or something.
Fresh air will refresh your mind.
It will get rid of the filth in your mind.
It doesn't hurt me, Brother.
The whole village is waiting for you.
There are just a few days left.
You will lose Mogi and also the land there.
You are naive yet you should think about it.
It's people's money and we are giving it back to people.
Well now, the decision rests on you.
I shall always support you.
Summon me whenever you want to.
Well, your wish.
Listen..
Go away.
Whatever.
Hello?
Can I talk to Jaggi?
Uncle, you should look at the time before you call.
Some people also have to sleep.
Hang up, Shiny. Don't make me beat you up.
Yes Brother, whom do you wish to talk to?
Aslam!
Wait.
Stop.
- Get down. - Nimma, look over there.
One liter.
- Hurry up! - Why soldier?
Your friend is abroad.
Yet you are being are buying just a liter?
He must've sent you many bags full of dollars by now.
You should've linked a pipe directly from the well the petrol pump.
Jaggi?
I am coming back with the money.
Really, Brother?
Wonderful.
" She comes riding a truck." " She wishes me good luck."
Listen..
Go on.
Get the tenner's ready to shower them on the stage.
I have lots of money.
We will make a huge poster of yours.
Don't forget anything. I have lots of money.
Uncle, stealing isn't something meant for us.
I had told you we should start the business of making pirated CDs.
Now in Pakistan people also like Tollywood along with Bollywood.
Scholars say that those who haven't seen Lahore haven't been born.
And those who haven't seen Peshawar, they did a good thing.
For God's sake, Uncle.
We are Pakistanis. We have seen Lahore as well as Peshawar.
Why do you keep repeating that to me?
I don't keep telling you. It just flows out of my mouth.
It is my catchphrase.
Uncle Pathan's gang won't give up so easily.
They will charge inside.
Let's go.
This means someone had preplanned it.
It's the same man who had come yesterday.
Find this boy immediately.
He is around 26-27 years old.
He drives an ice cream truck.
Find him quickly.
The thief already got robbed.
Oh my fate, what I sow and what do you make me reap.
Uncle, I had told you stealing isn't something meant for us.
Then do what you can do.
Find the Punjabi boy who is selling ice creams.
Let's go.
'Aunt..'
'The day I had been waiting for since the past one year has come.'
'I'll take care of something important and come back. Don't worry.'
- Longford. - Longford.
Wait..I will write.
I have fulfilled the purpose of my visit.
I have booked the ticket.
I didn't have much time.
I will do a small job and then go back to India.
I will call once I reach Punjab.
Goodbye.
Lots of love to Shiny.
Hello.
Your destination is thousands of kilometers away.
I too have never traveled such a long distance.
Uncle, I have already eaten eight samosas.
I have punctured six wrong cars.
Are you even going to come here?
Police can show up anytime.
No, the ice cream truck is still to come here.
Wait..
I know you.
Do you have a jack.
You must be feeling a little embarrassed to ask..
..an illegal 10 dollars per hour worker for a jack.
Get lost.
No one wants to argue with you.
Listen..
Illegals are also human being, right?
They too have rights.
That's enough of butter to fry anything.
Now left me tell you something bluntly. I am so sorry.
I too don't have a jack.
Then, you give me a lift.
Hello.
What are you doing?
Let's go.
Get lost.
Get down, I say!
She hopped into the truck like a monkey.
Can't you hear me?
Six..five.. four..three..
Now scratch your head with your other hand.
Now show me all your teeth.
Scratch your head too.
Yes, now you look like a monkey.
Just staying in Australia doesn't make you smart.
You become smart after you wander around and behave like a monkey.
If you don't eat snacks and Manchurian at a wedding..
..then there no use of going to one.
Now what?
That poor girl wants a lift.
Let's give her a lift.
- You will make us late. - Stop troubling me.
I am just giving her a lift and not taking her home.
- Yes? - Hi.
Hello Sister, where do you wish to go?
Don't get smart with me.
Get out of the van.
What does she say? She wants to sit in the middle?
She says quietly get out of the car.
Otherwise, she will shoot us.
Doomed.
Where are my dollars?
Relax.
Which dollars?
Have you lost your mind?
You will have to give me back my dollars.
I think he has lost his mind.
Which dollars are you talking about?
Will you pay while you are still alive or after you die?
I think you are better off if you return them while you are alive.
No, these are just words. It is not so beneficial.
Return Teja's 3 lakh dollars!
Tell me, where are Teja's 3 lakh dollars!
Don't get angry, Brother. You will get a sprain.
What is wrong with him?
Change the topic.. Change the topic.
Don't worry, Brother. We will find your dollars.
You are wearing such a nice velvet jacket.
Calm down. We will find it.
We will find your dollars, Brother. We will find them.
Your velvet jacket will get ruined.
I think we should go back.
The ice cream man has an armed man lying on the floor.
Our guns don't even have bullets in them.
- Your money isn't going anywhere. - We will find them, velvet guy.
Hurry up, Jaggi, please.
Police car. Forget him. Let's go.
Let's go.
Get up.
Don't worry. I'll take you to the hospital.
What?
What kind of a business have you gotten yourself into?
I thought you were a hardworking man.
If it is bad to help a lonely girl standing on a deserted street..
..then I am bad.
I am not talking about that girl.
I am talking about those goons.
The ones who were asking you for dollars.
I don't know what dollars where they talking about.
Yes, of course.
You stole to become rich overnight. Bloody criminal.
Hello..
..I don't have any desire to become rich by stealing someone's money.
I have five acres close to the well. And two acres near the Mogi.
I have Basmati worth 3.5 lakhs. And vegetables worth 50,000.
My annual income is 4 lakh rupees.
I lead an honest hard working life.
Hear her talk.
Money doesn't make anyone rich.
Your intentions make you rich.
You can shout in front of someone else.
I feel embarrassed to sit in a truck with you.
You feel embarrassed?
Wonderful.
I thought you know only Judo and Karate.
You..!
Don't talk to me.
Why should I talk to you?
To talk to you, I will have to climb on top of the truck.
Your face is on the third floor.
And you also have this perky nose.
Don't bark.
Drop me at the wedding and get lost.
Use your brains too like you use your hands and legs.
You are going to attend a wedding..
..dressed as a tractor workshop mechanic.
People don't wear jeans while attending parties.
I am not going to attend that wedding.
I am going there to call it off.
Hello?
Bloody Ms. Arrogant.
The one who gets two people married is a marriage broker.
So what do we call someone who stops a wedding?
It must be getting you good money.
Accept it.
The way you have argued with me.
I shouldn't even thank you for giving me a lift.
- Accept it, you get good money, right? - Get lost, you idiot.
Anyway, I am not going to get any money.
What's wrong with this tyre now?
Won't you ask me why do I wish to break this wedding?
Do you think that I am crazy?
Why would I ask you?
Go and do your job.
Rajveer is the guy I was engaged to.
But I didn't get married to him.
Then he got saved.
You deserve to seek revenge. Go and seek your revenge.
No, you can come with me.
You are the pest for which one needs experts' advice.
Handle your own business.
You.. You suck..!
At life!
Hardcore!
Go away! Get lost!
Otherwise, I'll put your nose in this spanner and make it crocked.
Hear her talk.
You are troubling the one who helped you.
I gave you a lift and you stole my keys!
Hello.
A wedding is about to break in Australia.
Will it be entertaining?
A cold Coca-Cola and a hot chick stopping a marriage.
It's a long journey.
A little entertainment will do me no harm.
Someone serve me a cold Coke.
Hello!
Congratulations.
Thank you.
You look nervous.
A saw a girl who looked familiar.
Which girl looks familiar to you?
You are about to get married.
Now stop getting familiar with other girls.
She is your sister-in-law.
Stop following your sister-in-law.
My sister-in-law is sitting over there. Go there.
Okay.
Where are you going? There she is.
That way.
He has forgotten that he's the one getting married.
Stop wandering around and tell me what your plan is.
Plan?
You don't have a plan?
Now I'll have to think of a plan as well?
You still didn't get dressed?
What shit have you ordered for?
The pajamas are short.
Stop being fuzzy and go entertain the guests.
Listen, do you know how to sing and dance?
" She learnt to fly under my sky.."
" Now she wishes builds a nest far away." - Shut up!
A wedding is taking place here.
No one has ditched anyone.
Hold this.
He thinks he is Sandhu Sikandar.
" You have refused to wear Indian dresses."
" You prefer to wear ripped jeans instead."
" You have refused to wear Indian dresses."
" You prefer to wear ripped jeans instead."
" How did glass diamonds become pure?"
" Here, my Pajamas got pulled up."
" Once you started getting the wind of Chandigarh.."
" You started posing in front of the mirror."
" Once you started getting the wind of Chandigarh.."
" You started posing in front of the mirror."
" All of a sudden your stature changed."
" Here, my Pajamas got pulled up."
" You no longer wear hair extensions."
" Your words are no longer as sweet as sugar."
" You no longer wear hair extensions."
" Your words are no longer as sweet as sugar."
" My love for you also changed."
" Here, my Pajamas got pulled up."
Where is sister-in-law?
Go and find her.
Come.
Are you guys crazy?
Is this a kidnapping?
What is your name?
Jaggi Khuwala.
You kidnapped me from my wedding?
Have you lost your mind?
Are you insane?
How does she know so much about me?
The boy you were about to get married to..
He was married twice before me.
Don't think that I am lying, please.
Rajveer has been married thrice before?
Yes, you are number four.
You won't even get the bronze medal. Get in.
No, I was just engaged to him.
I refused to marry him after I found out about him.
Congratulations, now you have chances of getting the bronze.
Get in.
Rajveer would deceive me in such a big way..
I never even dreamt about it.
Will you get in the truck now?
Help! Help!
- Has she lost her mind? - Somebody.. somebody help!
He's kidnapping me.
We are in no hurry to get inside the truck.
Go inside.
Yes, no problem. We can go inside and talk.
We are in no hurry to get inside the truck.
Stop elbowing me.
I am not the one who got married twice.
Hello.
What do you think that I have got married twice?
She thinks so, Brother.
I stayed back only for entertainment show.
- Stay there. - Listen to me.
This is the photograph of our engagement function.
She is lying.
I have not been married twice..
I have been married three times.
You were lucky to escape me.
Anyways, you all must be wondering..
..the reason behind my multiple marriages.
I had a feeling that this would be entertaining.
You keep slogging the whole day and you only make 100-200 dollars.
It is easier to marry a girl from Punjab and get 30-40 lakhs gift.
Then for two years..
Brother, for two years you have the time of your life.
Okay.
You get a kick..
Yes.. Yes..
..when a naive innocent girl begs you..
- My shoulders are hurting. - " Rajveer, don't leave me."
Can I sit down?
That's it. That high..
It's divine!
I just love it sweetheart.
Kill these emotional fools, okay?
- Okay. - Okay.
Sister-in-law left for the second time?
Thank you, God.
Thank you, Soni.
Thank you, Mr. Jaggi.
You really saved me today.
Are you done thanking everyone.
Get down now.
What?
I would have been dead because of you two.
Whole village is waiting for me and here I am stopping weddings.
I am kidnapping brides.
Wonderful.
Now a successful farmer is dodging bullets.
But where will I go now, Mr. Jaggi?
I just don't know.
I just sell ice creams.
I don't run an embroidery business..
..that I keep gathering females.
Fish model, get down.
No.
Didn't you hear me?
- No, I won't. - I told you to get down.
You don't know me, girl!
You threw my bag out!
I say, get aside or I will run you over.
This isn't your village.
Do that and you will rot in prison all your life.
Prisons are like second home to us.
Go scare someone else.
You have been causing commotion..
..from the time you have sat inside the truck.
I am helpless otherwise forget sitting next to you..
..I wouldn't even talk to someone like you.
As if you are a dentist!
Bloody Ms. Arrogant.
Get lost, or I will do what Rajveer intended to do.
You will kill me?
- Wait, I'll show you. - You..
Let go of each other.
Side please.
Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one..
Mr. Jaggi..
Show me your hand.
Why?
Please show me your hand.
I want to talk to you.
You don't listen to me.
Mr. Jaggi, you shouldn't get so angry.
You should control your anger a little.
Just a little.
Now close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
Take a deep breath.
More.
Some more.
- Some more. - I cannot anymore.
Okay, fine.
Now calm yourself down a little.
Easy.
Take a deep breath.
Very slowly open your eyes.
This humble servant is called Satkar.
Why are you dressed in white?
Why have I never seen you before?
You never thought about me, Mr. Jaggi.
Why have you come here now?
I have come to help you.
Hello, that is my job.
I don't help in that way.
Then how do you provide help?
With love.
With love?
Now I have double trouble.
Oh damn.
We will put up a huge poster!
Hello?
I am sending it, Mom. Give me some time.
- Jaggi Khuwala. - I will send it on both of them.
An expert on organic farming.
Interview has been shown on Jalandhar Doordarshan.
A farmer who cultivates crops is kidnapping other people's bride.
If Bimla madam finds out, she will think that I am a goner.
Very stressful job.
Your mom?
Yes.
She must be asking for a photo.
Of you and her son-in-law.
Send it.
I cannot even go back home if I am not married.
It's the same case with me.
Anyway, my uncle and aunt won't let me leave before I get married.
Shall I say something?
He is not bad either.
Who? Him?
Jaggi? Are you mad?
Not bad, he is very bad.
- If would have left us long back if he were bad. - Oh my God!
I'm in the company of another fool.
Enough of social work.
You don't have any feelings for him, do you?
Please!
I would prefer dying than marrying him.
One can die for such an honest, handsome Sikh.
I am going to eat.
Come with me if you are hungry.
Get down already.
Eat and then catch a cab and go home. Okay?
I have a very important work to do. I'll have to leave. Bye.
See you. It was a pleasure to meet you.
But..
Okay, we will call a cab.
But it will be of no use.
Rajveer will catch us.
Anyway, I don't have any cash with me.
I had told you to let her accept gifts.
But you were in a hurry to break off her marriage.
Come with me, I will drop you off.
Mr. Jaggi.. listen?
Can I change my clothes?
We might get caught quickly if I stay dressed like this.
Look at this.
One, two, three..
Four, five.
Five are enough for the journey?
No.
One handkerchief and two nail polishes too.
My hard-earned money is in the truck.
I wish to make both of you realize..
..that I have broken off her marriage..
I haven't adopted her.
Okay then I won't take the handkerchief and nail polishes.
I will manage.
Sister has even footed the bill for our meals.
Thank you.
Hurry up, Dil.
Diljyot.
Did you look at the time?
Let's go!
I say, girls are crazy.
" Things which I oppose, my dear."
" You should agree with me on those, my dear."
" Things which I oppose, my dear."
" You should agree with me on those, my dear."
" You are the one I like, I will marry you."
" I won't jump off the walls like thieves, my dear."
" Things which I oppose, my dear."
" You should agree with me on those, my dear."
" Things which I oppose, my dear."
" You should agree with me on those, my dear."
" You like my looks. You like my style."
" You have a right to every pleasure of mine."
" Don't worry."
" Don't mind it."
" I will make you mine, by hook or crook."
" The day I get married, the whole market will shut down to celebrate."
" Things which I oppose, my dear."
" You should agree with me on those, my dear."
" Things which I oppose, my dear."
" You should agree with me on those, my dear."
" I fulfill my promises."
" I like my weapons."
" For the world I am star, son of a Sardaar."
" I carry on my father's legacy."
" I am respected in my village."
" I shall always respect and honor you."
" Those households were respected.."
"where bullets because of me."
" Things which I oppose, my dear."
" You should agree with me on those, my dear."
" She came to meet me in my truck at dawn."
" She wishes for my wellbeing."
Stop! Stop! Stop! Didn't you see?
That lady is standing there all alone.
I think she needs our help.
I respect your heart which is more delicate that an eyelid.
We have stopped the truck once before for humanity sake.
Not " we ", you had stopped it.
Look how deadly she is, just like a livewire.
I had stopped the truck for humanity sake.
So many bullets were fired, it was like a city lad..
..playing the Contra video game.
She might have a genuine problem. Please stop the truck.
Don't. Last time when he helped someone, we got into trouble.
Where do you wish to go, Sister?
Get down.
There is a saying in Peshawar, if you have loose motions..
..you shouldn't tie the drawstring tightly.
If the men carry guns then you shouldn't eye beautiful women.
Happy helping now?
Now who will help us?
God, I promise to be a nice guy. Please save me and kill her.
Wonderful.
A beautiful sight and a wonderful journey.
Millions of dollars..
And two beauties to give you company.
You should have been in Saudi Arab.
I won't be able to get dollars in Saudi Arab.
If you won't get dollars there then it doesn't mean..
..that you would steal Aadandyar Sattar Khan Niazi's dollars.
I didn't steal anyone's dollars.
There are just three of you here and yet you said five names.
Don't confuse me, Uncle.
Aadandyar Sattar Khan Niazi is my name.
They are Asif and Rashid.
Brother with kohl in his eyes, you look familiar.
No.
Yes, you are.
Okay Afsar Nayar Sitar Ali Khan..
Aadandyar Sattar..
You are making me forget as well.
Forget it.
You address me as uncle Pathan and end this here itself.
Uncle Pathan, I don't have millions of dollars.
I have just 135 dollars.
And five dollars worth change.
Okay?
Well, I didn't understand what you said about the beauties.
But I think you meant that I am traveling with two girls.
But that isn't such a big crime that you should shoot me.
You crime isn't so small, kiddo..
..that I should just reprimand you and let you go.
He won't listen to us. Shoot at his thighs.
No, Uncle.
Don't get too hyper, Uncle. We don't have any bullets with us.
Stop your nonsense. I am trying to scare them.
Uncle Pathan, I am not at fault.
He kidnapped me.
I am already in too much problem.
Can I leave, please?
Hello!
Both of you can leave.
- Okay, thank you. - Thank you.
Bloody Ms. Arrogant.
Hey!
I will shoot you, if I don't get my dollars.
I will count till five because I can count only till five.
And I also keep forgetting in the middle.
- Five! - No, Uncle. Start from one.
I like to count backwards.
Four!
Three!
Two!
- One! - Jaggi!
Fire!
Uncle, I will hit you with the gun if you say fire again!
Okay, come on, hit me!
Stop!
It heats up if you go above sixty. Stop!
Mr. Jaggi, are you okay.. Are you fine?
I'll dust DTT on you, you witch!
What are you doing?
Enjoying the weather.
I wonder what crimes did I commit in my past life that..
..as a punishment I let you get inside my truck.
The whole of Australia is chasing me with guns..
..as if I have stolen a marsupial's young one.
What's a marsupial, you idiot?
The one which jumps with a young one in its pouch.
Mr. Jaggi, it's a kangaroo.
Yes, that.
Look, armed men are bound to follow you if you steal millions of dollars.
This is what usually happens with thieves.
I will tie you behind the ice cream truck if you call me a thief.
Really?
Mr. Jaggi, I believe that you didn't steal the money.
But there has to be a reason..
..why so many people are asking you for the dollars.
I don't know. I have to give 1.5 crores rupees back to my village.
Teja is asking me for 3 lakh dollars.
Even Pathan wants dollars from me.
I am a successful farmer.
I am not Western Union.
All I know is, that I don't want to sit in a thief's truck.
I don't know what he sells under the pretext of ice cream.
Shall I show you what I sell?
Wait here.
Here's strawberry.
Here's Vanilla.
Here, eat mango ice cream.
Here, eat coffee ice cream.
Mr. Jaggi, from where did you get so many dollars?
Dollar!
I don't wish to sit in a robber's truck.
Bloody thief.
Jaggi, don't stop the car, police is following us.
You have a bag full of dollars kept back there.
What are you waiting for now?
Turn the truck around towards home.
According to me that is a bag full of sin.
Let him make something of himself.
If he has the money, he can buy some land and get married.
He will lead a successful life.
Jaggi, don't pay heed to him.
Take the dollar and let's go back to our village.
We should follow the path of patience..
..and contentment to be successful in life.
What nonsense!
I will lay you down and beat all patience..
..and contentment out of you.
Speak no evil, be polite and humble..
Stop your nonsense.
Leave.
I don't need you.
Jaggi, my brother, the government doesn't send the army home..
..just because there is no war at the border.
It always keeps them at the border. You never know when you might need them.
Then take retirement.
I told you, leave.
Wonderful.
What a great decision, Mr. Jaggi.
You made the right decision.
You too should leave.
Go and attend a prayer meeting somewhere.
Both of them have bloody made me go nuts.
Run us over! Why did you stop?
The whole world is angry.
What is wrong? Why are you so angry?
A person will be angry if his house is being sold.
Go and mind your own business.
This is Chelsea Johns reporting live from the Little Angels' Orphanage.
The auction has now begun. What a sad day for the community.
Why are you honking?
If you want to give us free ice creams then go ahead, Bro.
You are harsh yet you address me as bro.
You seem to be smart, Sardaarji.
He too is smart, he includes " Ji" while addressing someone as Sardaar.
What would you like, Sardaarji?
This won't suffice.
Give me the great flavor?
The great flavor?
- What? - Coke float.
- Coke float? - Yes, give me Coke float.
Here's your coke.
What's going on out there?
The one who used to finance our office is dead.
And now his son is throwing us out.
Today our Home is being auctioned.
Next!
Wait a minute!
Sold!
To the kids!
Come on! Come on!
What's wrong?
Sir, did you seriously donate all that money?
Go away, don't trouble me.
Thank you. I need to be somewhere.
- I am already late. - Where you going?
You are poor guy.
Shall I show you who is a poor guy?
If I stop the truck, I will slap you.
You know how the face turns red then.
I told you to go away. Get lost or I will hit you.
- Sir.. please sir.. - Don't follow me.
Noble Sikh.
Sardaarji.
Welcome to the special edition of Sydney Harold.
How far would you go to help your fellow man?
This colorful individual has been all over the news today..
..after a video of his intervention to save an orphanage..
..went viral on the internet today.
Said to be a farmer from the glorious land of Punjab, India..
He's being addressed as the noble Sikh.
Sardaarji.
As a result he's a savior, setting example..
..of human compassion.
Sardaarji!
Hey, why are you so sad?
He didn't tell me what his name was.
Who are you talking about?
Ice cream man.
Thank God you got a flat tyre.
Otherwise, I wouldn't find you.
I don't have any money to give you.
I have spent all the money that I had.
I know.
From the time that wretch has left the truck..
..with God's grace everything is going well.
I too didn't like her.
Did you look at the clothes she wears?
Her shoes don't match with the belt.
The earrings don't match the top.
Moreover, her nail paint doesn't match with anything.
I didn't tell her anything on her face but I felt it from within.
Thank God my marriage didn't take place otherwise..
..I would have felt guilty all my life..
..that I had such strange people attending my wedding.
Now which radio frequency is she on?
You have matched your clothes so well.
Your shirt matches with your turban.
People say that boys no dressing sense.
Rubbish.
Girls have to be smart.
Specially, when it comes to matching things.
Hello, Jaggi Ice Cream.
Ice Cream man, I am the bridegroom speaking.
Brother, I have stopped selling ice creams.
I know that when they run out of ice cream at a wedding..
..people tend to go and complain to the groom.
But I am sorry to say that I no longer give home delivery of ice creams.
I don't want ice cream, I want Diljyot.
Soni is with me.
I will kill Soni.
Brother Rajveer?
Kill her!
You have my complete support.
I didn't interrupt your wedding.
If she had stayed with me..
..then I would've sprinkled pesticides on her and killed her.
Have you lost your mind?
Do you think that I am lying?
Here, talk to her.
Listen to me.
If you come here then I will kill you.
Did you hear that?
Half an hour.
- Ghost Town. - Who is it?
What happened?
He says that he will shoot her.
Don't turn around.
Your destination lies ahead.
Don't turn around. Your destination lies ahead.
Get lost then!
Look, there comes the entire family.
You kidnapped my bride from our wedding..
You can try your best.
Now I will get married to Diljyot.
And I will bury both of you right here.
- Speak no evil.. - I know.
" Speak no evil.."
First look, how many people are over there.
They have guns in their hands.
They will first thrash us black and blue..
..then kill and bury us here itself.
Go and rest in the trunk and send Athra.
Go away.
Artha, come here.
Come on, pal.
Has he lost it?
Artha, Bro?
This journey is very tiring, man.
I don't feel like getting up.
Come on, it's war now.
I am enjoying my retirement.
You have the white one with you. Take him along.
Come here.
No, please don't do that.
They are very strong. They won't be hesitant..
I won't be able to do thing things at a time.
I can't get beaten up and stand with my hands folded like him.
Fine, I promise that we will beat up Gill the mini bus owner..
..when we go back to our village.
No.
Okay, we will hit people from Khurd at Gugge Marhi's fair.
Don't get angry, Brother Jaggi.
Go and tell that to Dil's husband.
Jaggi, shall I go and talk to him?
I think that is a good idea.
Because this issue is between the two of you.
I got trapped unnecessarily. I am already quite late.
You go and talk to him.
Bloody ice cream man!
You ice creaming selling Sardaar!
What he said was wrong.
Come here.
Mr. Athra, you take care of him.
If there's a will, there's a way.
Come here!
Go!
Whether a Sardaar is an Army Brigadier or a Gatekeeper.
Whether a Sardaar is Canada's Mayor or a Council Member.
Whether he owns all the land from Kabul to Kanjra or farm on rent.
Whether a Sardaar is a Prime Minister..
Or an Ice Cream Man..
You should always included "Ji" while addressing a Sardaar.
Let's go, Sister, we have had enough of drama.
Why are you looking at me?
I don't care even if he bleeds out.
Then what should I do?
My dress is brand new.
I didn't buy a hankie because of you.
Damn you, Khuwala.
You were fighting for them?
Hey look, Noble Sikh!
- Oh my God! - Oh my God!
He's the Noble Sikh!
No I'm not.
- My God, you are bleeding. - Are you hurt?
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
I'll fix it.
Can I take a selfie with you? Please?
Can I see the ice cream truck?
- Ice cream? - Yeah, yeah.
- Okay. - Yes, I will help you walk.
Athra was here.
I feel like asking him to hit both of you as well.
Take a rickshaw home.
Yeah!
Hey, say cheese!
Don't wait until its dark.
- Bye! - Bye!
Go home on time.
Leave them alone.
" I have lost peace of my mind."
" I keep kissing your silky handkerchief."
" I have lost peace of my mind."
" I keep kissing your silky handkerchief."
" Like a 100 watt bulb, the fire oh so frisky."
" Because of you, everything becomes risky."
" They keep devising plans to be with you, missy."
" I have lost peace of my mind."
" I keep kissing your silky handkerchief."
" I have lost peace of my mind."
" I keep kissing your silky handkerchief."
" The dynamitic kohl in your eyes enhances your youth."
" You have made your hair soft and silky by using deep conditioners."
" By using deep conditioners."
" Our conversations have become golden."
" Just like the corn when ripens."
" I have lost peace of my mind."
" I keep kissing your silky handkerchief."
" I will gather some courage and confess my feelings to you."
" I won't let your fans trouble you, I will set them aside."
" I will set them aside."
" I won't let your lovers survive."
" I am ready to fight."
" I have lost peace of my mind."
" I keep kissing your silky handkerchief."
" I have lost peace of my mind."
" I keep kissing your silky handkerchief."
Your destination is still 50 kilometers..
..that is one hour away from here.
Even after all this commotion..
..your destination is still 50 kilometers..
..that is one hour away from here.
I should beat these wretches.
Because of them madam has said one hour for the third time.
Forget them, Madam. They are idiots.
They don't value hard work.
Now no matter who stands in the way, I won't stop the truck.
Soldier!
Jaggi, can you see me?
Yes, I can. I can see everything.
How is Roop?
Here.
Wait. Talk to him.
Wonderful, multicolor hair extensions.
Colorful anklets!
Isn't she looking beautiful, Jaggi?
Oh God, she is looking so cute!
You have pleased me!
This time when I come back to village..
..I will buy you a toy gun, I promise.
Look how hard my friend is working for our village.
We can see that.
Double hard work.
They are just passengers. They asked me for a lift.
Their destination has passed by but they aren't ready to get down.
There's more.
They are stubborn. They aren't getting off.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Get up!
They are sleeping as if they are partners in this truck.
Get down and push the truck, Lady Gaga.
- Yes, we are going. - She says what happened?
- Get down Madam. - This won't end anything.
Look, there it ends.
Push it.
Push harder.
I think I will have to go and push it.
Don't you know how to push?
You should have told me that you have guests.
Good that they are here.
Now we don't have to worry about pushing the truck.
Come on, girls, let's go and sit in the truck.
- Uncle and his gang will push it. - Okay?
What are you talking about, handsome?
I have come here to push you.
To push to hell.
It's okay. One tends to get grumpy in old age.
I won't give you any trouble, Uncle.
Do one thing, all of you sit inside.
Come on girls, let's push it.
No, no, no.
This time none of your smart talks will work.
This time my gun will do the talking.
The gun will talk?
Brother with kohl in his eyes, don't mind it.
Whether you agree with me or not, but you do look familiar.
What nonsense!
You always say that when we meet.
" You look familiar."
What's so amusing about me that I look so familiar?
If you say that again then I will shoot you with my empty gun.
What? Can't I get a call?
I am a successful farmer from Punjab.
I don't just carry gun around.
Tell them, Uncle.
Let him answer it.
After this, his friends will be carrying him on their shoulder.
Hello?
Jaggi, it's me, your Aunt Nagma.
You have become famous in Australia.
They are talking about you in every channel.
You got the title of Noble Sikh, right?
Son, from where did you get so many dollars?
Auntie, I will come home and tell you.
I am not asking you.
A few suited men with dark glasses have come here.
They are questioning me.
Who are they?
They are troubling me.
I have done the pest control.
There are no mosquitoes or cockroaches at home.
And yet, they keep looking under the sofa.
Don't worry, Auntie.
I will tell you everything once I come to leave the truck.
I am hanging up now. I am somewhat busy with something.
Bye.
Aunt Nagma too is just..
Hey!
Look at me!
You are Aunt Nagma's son, right?
Who is Aunt Nagma?
The owner of this truck!
You kohl eyed, why aren't you saying anything!
What is he saying?
This truck belongs to you?
Okay, this truck belongs to Aunt Nagma.
And he was driving.
You hid this fact from me.
Either you or Aunt Nagma knows where its keys are kept.
The truck visible on CCTV camera was driven by you and not Jaggi.
And the person who got down from the truck was you and not Jaggi.
You.
Tell me the truth, where are the dollars!
Don't ask, Uncle. It will make you cry.
Oh no.
Let me kill him and end his story, Uncle.
Why waste a bullet on him he is a useless beast.
No Uncle, let me kill him.
You won't be able to shoot, Brother.
Because we don't have any bullets.
I will break everyone's heads now!
You have got me scared for so long.
Couldn't you tell me that you don't have any bullets?
Tell me the truth, where are the dollars?
Uncle, I had kept them in the garage at home.
I think my mother kept them in the truck by mistake.
You tell us, where are the dollars!
I gave them to kids.
Amazing!
Well done. You are incomparable, oh generous one.
Have you lost your mind?
You give all the money to kids!
You have ruined us.
You win some and you lose some.
This is the struggle of life.
Now I cannot go back to my country empty-handed.
Don't worry, Uncle.
You will get to see Peshawar and you will also go home.
How will I face them?
You will show this very face.
When you have the dollars, this very face will look handsome.
I am getting 5 lakh dollars.
You can take some of it.
Follow me.
Get up.
You were so charged up before.
And now you are not even moving.
Now do you two need separate invitations?
Come, Lady Gaga.
Get in.
Why do you look sad now?
Noble men are God's men.
Drive the car.
Jaggi..
Jaggi, from where are you getting 5 lakh dollars?
Why are you asking him?
Don't ask. It will cause bad luck.
Your destination is just five kilometers away.
Amazing!
Now listen as to how am I getting 5 lakh dollars.
Tell us.
Hello?
Can I talk to Jaggi?
Uncle, you should look at the time before you call.
Some people also have to sleep.
Hang up, Shiny. Don't make me beat you up.
Yes Brother, whom do you wish to talk to?
Jaggi, it's me, Vicky from the organic farm.
Listen up.
The plants you used your homemade manure on..
..those plants gave three times more fruits.
And I made a profit of 5 lakh dollars.
Your manure is now popular all across Australia.
One hundred farmers of Longford used this manure..
..and earned three times more profit.
You are the one who rightly deserves this money, Brother.
I deserve it?
They liked my manure?
Brother Vicky, will these 5 lakh dollars be anywhere..
..close to 1.5 crores Indian rupees?
Yes, it's more than that.
Forget about that.
You note down the address.
Yes, I will note it down right away.
C-496 Longford.
Longford.
I have kept a big get-together.
Please be there, brother.
Okay, Brother. I will be there on time.
Okay, bye.
Yes, Brother. Bye.
Your destination is just 100 meters away, on the right side.
Oh my God!
It's Babbu!
Hello, Babbu!
Babbu! I have reached!
You have reached your destination.
Congratulations.
You have reached your destination.
Congratulations.
You have reached your destination.
Congratulations.
Soni, there is nothing here.
Uncle, I think someone played a joke on Jaggi.
Brother Jaggi, it's Babbu! Phone got disconnected.
Did you pack your bags?
Come soon, Brother.
People from Kalan think that the land now belongs to them.
But I have made all the arrangements to teach them a lesson.
Ask me how!
Babbu..
It's me, Bhola, Brother.
I asked put colorful flags from the big river to our village.
I couldn't arrange for the money.
I have also booked a Bhangra Group.
We will lose the land, Babbu.
I couldn't arrange for the money.
I have invited the whole village.
I am not left with anything.
What did you say? Dance?
Everyone has sore muscles because of dance a lot.
How will I come back to my village?
We will throw the money on their faces.
I will talk to you later.
Come back soon, brother.
Yes, come back soon.
Hurry up back, Jaggi.
Don't lose hope, son.
God willing, everything will be fine.
You fool, you don't even know that you have changed the way I think.
Your Uncle Pathan..
..is going back to his country! His beautiful Pakistan.
If I stay alive, then we shall meet you.
Good bye.
Let's go back to our beautiful Pakistan.
Jaggi!
Now whatever we do, we will do it together.
Yes, Jaggi.
If he had a spare key in the truck..
..then why did he come to the wedding with me?
He didn't come from me.
He must have come for you.
Is that your final order, sir?
Would you like anything else, mate?
Get me some phenol.
Okay.
Girls, are you going to the millionaire's party?
No, Ma'am.
We just need a lift to the bus stand.
You know he is the richest farmer around.
And you know why?
Because every farmer around here has used his homemade manure for produce.
Farmers here have made a big profit.
They want to share their profits with him.
This is my contribution.
Roger, this is our contribution.
What..
Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Stop! Stop! Stop!
That's Jaggi's truck.
There will be a lot of money in that party. Jaggi's problem will get solved.
Let's go to the party with his truck.
He will surely follow us.
- He's unpredictable. But we can try. - Get in! Get in!
See you later!
- Hey! - Let's go.
Police!
You have the right to remain silent.
Keep your hands where I can see them.
We don't have the authority to shoot.
But there just might be an accident.
Now, I'll read out the laws of this great country of Australia.
Hey, don't get up.
Don't look around.
Hey, start the car.
Don't shoot. Come on.
He's getting away.
Hello.
- Our contribution. - Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Okay, this is the case.
This is what the program is.
They are keeping the money in a bag.
Look up there.
And John, make sure to keep the bag safe.
- Okay? - Yes, Ma'am.
John, make sure to keep the bag safe.
Hurry up!
I can't open it.
You find a bag to keep the money in.
Empty it.
Hurry up.
Here. I will remove the money, you put them in the bag.
Hurry up.
What are they doing upstairs?
Tea, anyone?
Hello.
- Hi handsome. - Tea?
Wait, someone is coming.
What are you two doing here..stealing?
No.
My truck is parked outside.
If you steal here, then I will be blamed for it.
Keep the money you stole back.
Where is the money?
She has already lost her mind.
She is crazy.
You are educated, right? You are a smart girl.
- You have done a crockery course too, right? - Yes.
Keep the money back and both of you come with me.
Don't pressurize me..
Otherwise, I will tell you where I have kept the dollars.
What are you doing Jaggi.
Soni, let go of the money!
This is their money. This is not our money.
Let go of the bag, Jaggi.
I have to go to Punjab, not you!
- Let go! - You two have come here to cause trouble.
- Don't do this. - You are always cribbing. Move aside!
Dollars are with me, over here. Let go of it.
- Oh! - Where did he come from?
- Oh my God!, Is he dead? - What is going on?
How are you, Jaggi?
From where did you crash-landed?
Brother Vicky?
Everyone has been waiting for you.
The address that you gave me there was nothing over there.
I had lost all hope.
I thought that you took revenge from me for insulting you.
No, it's not so.
And I gave you the right address.
486..
Longford.
It's okay, come on.
Come on, Bro.
Come.
Come here.
Why are you feeling shy?
Come here.
Ladies and gentleman, may I have your attention please?
Come here, Bro.
Let me introduce you to the guy behind..
This.
And this.
The chief guest, for whom we all have been waiting for.
Mr. Jaggi!
Now I would like to request my wife, Harpreet..
..to get all contributed cash, which only belongs to Mr. Jaggi.
Now I would like to request Mr. Jaggi..
..to share his experiences with you guys.
- No, I am fine. - Come here, don't feel shy.
Come here.
They are my friends.
Speak up.
You are their hero.
Hello, Farmers.
Come on Jaggi.
Myself Jaggi Khuwala, a successful farmer from Punjab.
English so-so, Punjabi outpours.
Means Punjabi overflows.
Thank you to all of you for liking the manure.
You must be thinking that Jaggi must be someone great..
..to invest such manure.
But I have nothing to hide from all of you.
Actually, neither my villagers nor anyone in Australia liked my work.
But I have experimented a lot with farming back home.
" My village My fields" shows Bimla madam is my fan.
She came to my village and rewarded me with a trophy.
She said that I would grow up to be very successful.
I don't know much about the ways of the world..
But I know for sure that..
..a farmer's joy and sorrows are linked with his field.
After sowing the seeds, he thinks about going to in-laws' house.
When the crops grow, he attends his sister-in-law's son first Lohri.
Once he sends his crops to the market, he feels unburdened.
If he gets a profit, he is as happy he would be when his son is born.
If his crop dries up or gets destroyed..
..he feels as if his breath has dried up.
A farmer shouldn't die if his crops die.
He should instead work harder.
Because crops can be grown again.
But a dead person cannot come back to life.
A farmer should know that he has another son too.
Like crops cannot survive without a farmer.
A son too cannot survive without his father.
All I want to tell everyone is to love your harvest as well as your family.
Love your family.
I am not done..
I am not done yet, and you have already started clapping.
Now that you have started clapping, I think I should stop now.
Don't think that I don't have anything left to talk about.
I have so much to say that sometimes even Roop and Preet give up sometimes.
Roop and Preet are my buffaloes.
Due to lack of time, all I would like to say is..
..if I can get the money then I can leave for my village happily.
Because we have to save our land.
My villagers are waiting for me.
Come on, Jaggi!
Well done, Jaggi!
You are great. Well done.
Brother, is this the money?
Oh yes. Thank you.
I feel proud..
To give all cash..
To Mr.
Well done, Sardaarji!
You are great.
You gave 3 lakh dollars to children.
You were praised by everyone.
You became a Noble Sikh.
What do you think? Will Teja just let you leave?
Do you think you can leave unscathed?
Sometimes it's a yes and sometimes it's a no.
He is scared.
If you have any last wish..?
I wish to go back to my village.
Let me finish.
I was saying if you have any last wish then forget about it.
I am already falling short of men and I am loaded with work.
If you have any last wish then let me know, Teja.
Because I have a lot of men and very less work.
Pathan, you?
You seem too eager to conclude this, aren't you?
Scholars say that those who haven't seen Lahore haven't lived.
And those who haven't seen Peshawar..
Throw your weapons down.
Keep them down.
Both of us invested to start our taxicab business.
And Teja, you ended up becoming its sole owner?
Give me my share.
You need a lion's courage to take your share from Teja.
Do you have the courage?
Shoot!
It is not necessary to resort to guns for everything.
We can talk about it and resolve it as well.
No, no, no. Shoot me!
You don't know what uncle Pathan can do!
When there will be a bullet hole in your brain..
You will sit and ponder where the water is coming from!
But alas, I am helpless. I don't have any bullets.
That's better.
I am pleased to hear that.
Both a gun without a bullet and a wedding without a groom..
Are of no use.
Make them stand in a line.
We are already standing in a line.
Don't talk, Jaggi. He will shoot us.
If he gets angry, he sprains his neck.
Mr. Teja, have some shame.
What kind of a don are you?
You cannot handle a worthless man who wears sport shoes..
- ..and wraps a sheet around his waist? - Move.
Now your turn.
Mr. Teja, you have brought so many men..
..as if you are planning to hijack a plane.
All you have to do is capture a poor ice cream vendor!
Shut up!
I won't fooled by them!
If there's a will, there's a way.
Don't get angry, Mr. Jaggi.
Trust me, Brother.
I feel the pain of each of the punches that hit your face.
Trust me.
No..
Tell me, in which well should I drown myself?
Should I punch someone or apologize to him?
Hello devotional DVD, come here.
What will it take for you to leave the boy?
Which boy?
Jaggi?
I direct the same question for you.
What will it take for you to leave Jaggi?
As you can see, this world runs on violence.
This world is unpredictable, Mr. Athra.
This world can also run on love.
You were right, Pathan.
We cannot gain anything through violence.
We can sit and talk over it.
Start talking. Say whatever you want to say.
Take this. Dollars.
For you to buy bullets.
Thank you.
Good that you didn't see Peshawar.
But you have shown it to me?
Hey, kohl-eyed, take this.
Ask your mother to freeze the dollars like she freezes ice creams.
Teja, I will spill your brains out!
Don't do that, girl! Go back home.
Why are you fighting, son? You are so young.
Catch that damn Sardaar.
Sardaarji!
Never say anything bad.
You were right.
He is good.
Not good, very good.
Then should I die for him?
You don't need to die.
Your life is already set.
Jaggi and I are like the left and the right side of the road.
We can never unite.
So what if you two cannot unite?
You two can at least walk together.
No.
I know that Jaggi likes you.
He likes me, but I don't know whether he loves me.
You are just too much. You always like the boy I like.
This time I am making a sacrifice.
Don't ever do this again.
He is coming.
Look, the name he says first, is the one he really loves.
- Okay? - Okay.
Roop and Preet will be so happy to see me, you know!
We won't even lose our land now.
I thank both of you.
I apologize if I have said anything untoward.
It was a pleasure to meet you.
If you ever come to Punjab then do visit my village.
Bullewal Khurd.
Post Office Pehel.
Thank you.
Freeze!
Put your hands where I can see them!
Keep them in the air!
I cannot get through.
Headman, why are you staring at the empty road like a lost cattle?
Does anyone who goes abroad ever come back?
I think Jaggi must have taken up a job of washing utensils at a hotel.
They don't even know whether he gets two square meals..
Yet, they are expecting him to get 1.5 crore rupees.
You, Bhangra dancer, come here. Hold this.
Come on. Come on.
Come on, guys. Join in. Come on.
Hello?
Listen up.
Like everyone knows..
People of Khurd were given 6 months and 7 days time..
..to collect 1.5 crore rupees.
And time limit is over.
There are just 1 minutes and 10 second left.
So that Mogi land..
..which was owned by Jaggi Khuwala will now be owned by him.
No one is going to come. Remove it. Throw it.
Ten..
Nine..
Eight..
Seven..
Six..
Five..
Four..
Three..
Two..
One..
You are back!
Jaggi, calm him down.
He shrunk to half his size crying.
But he was already half in size!
Jaggi..! No!
Jaggi..! You were right.
Right decisions are taken from the heart.
You can only do business using your brains.
Count them, they will be more than required.
- So much rupees? - Dollars.
Headman, shame and moustaches are two such things..
..which either come at the right time or they don't come at all.
Our manure has become a hit, Uncle!
This is just from Australia!
Dollars from America and Canada are on their way.
Inspector, you should remember..
..you should never go back to the village where you were insulted.
" I'll no longer guard your wheat!"
Hello, dear!
Will anyone wish me hello-hi or not?
Roop, you don't need to be so angry.
Preet understands me.
Right?
Okay then.
I hit the CRP of Australia and came here.
For whom did I do that?
For both of you, you fools!
Freeze! Put your hands where I can see them! Keep them in the air!
Anything you say can and well can be used against you!
You are under arrest.
You're coming with us for interrogation.
- Have you ever seen Peshawar? - No.
Good that you didn't.
He has come of age.
Look at his swag.
- Freeze! - I will him them!
This is a very critical situation.
I think Jaggi and you will handle it.
I am leaving.
Stop.
Put your guns down.
Talk to your boss.
Jaggi, I've spoken to their boss.
They cannot arrest you for any case..
..because it was not your fault.
You have earned this money, and you deserve it.
- Sorry, man. - It's alright.
- Jaggi.. - Yeah, thank you, sir. Sorry for the inconvenience.
" We got together at Friends' Junction Bar at night."
" Oh dear, I.."
" Oh dear, I threw you out of my heart and got drunk on brandy."
" At Friends'.."
" We got together at Friends' Junction Bar at night."
" I get fueled up and pour my heart out."
" And then I changed my Status to Single."
" I get fueled up and pour my heart out."
" And then I changed my Status to Single."
" The path to your house.."
" I stopped using the path to your house."
" I can survive without you."
" At Friends'.."
" We got together at Friends' Junction Bar at night."
" The mementos and letters, I burnt them all."
" If you will have a good time overseas.."
" I too will enjoy myself out here."
" The mementos and letters, I burnt them all."
" If you will have a good time overseas.."
" I too will enjoy myself out here."
" I will find myself.."
" I will find myself a chick who is a permanent resident overseas."
" Someone who is fairer than you."
" At Friends'.."
" We got together at Friends' Junction Bar at night."